Sensual massages…

definitely need to happen more often. Babygirl and I switched back and forth in our living room the other night and it always turns into sex straight from the deepest darkest depths of hell. Let me just say she made the biggest puddle I’ve ever seen. Ahhh, the dirty talk from that night has been on my mind ever since!

Just picked up

our camping pass to Knotfest this October in California! 3 days of PURE FUCKING METAL!!! Babygirl has been bouncing around in excitement, we are both so stoked! Gonna see Five Finger Death Punch (our absolute favorite), Tech 9, Volbeat, In This Moment, Hellyeah, Hate breed and motherfucking SLIPKNOT! And that’s all just the beginning of our Halloween weekend.


Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices.